No.1 Racist organic cotton t-shirt

"I’m the fastest racist on the track — nobody can catch me."
A bold statement... depending how you read it. Styled classic T-shirt but designed to lap the competition in satire. Whether you're burning rubber or burning assumptions, this one leaves everyone in the dust.

Misunderstood at top speed.

Product Description (Refined):

This 100% organic cotton darling lives up to the tagline "the fabric of our lives." A sustainable spin on the classic tee, it offers a cozy fit and a soft, breathable feel you’ll reach for again and again. Eco-friendly, effortlessly wearable — it’s a win-win for both you and the planet.

Details:

100% organic ring-spun cotton

Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Single jersey knit

Medium fit with set-in sleeves

1×1 ribbed collar

Wide double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem

Self-fabric neck tape (back of the neck)

Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

Sizing Note:
Sizes run slightly smaller for the US market — we recommend ordering one size up for the best fit.

Disclaimer:
All designs under the Satyre brand are satirical in nature and not intended to be taken seriously. Wear with a sense of humor.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!